Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?
My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.
Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.
So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.
Matthew asked: Yo, is this racist or on point?
Goddamn, it’s definitely not on point.
Look, Obama is by no means perfect, but if Washington is mad that he’s accidentally standing on the Constitution, I don’t even know how he’s going to react in the next frame when Bush pisses on it, or when Reagan takes the resultant soggy mess, fashions it into a Millwall Brick and sells it to Iran.
Wal-Mart receipt has image of Jesus, couple says
ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. — An engaged couple in Anderson County says a shadowy image that turned up on a receipt from Walmart looks like the face of Jesus.
Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, said they bought some pictures from Walmart on Sunday, June 12.
The following Wednesday, the couple had just come home from a church service when Simmons spotted the receipt on the floor of Sutherland’s apartment. He says the receipt had changed.
“I was leaving the kitchen and I just looked on the floor, and it was like it was looking at me,” Simmons said.
A dark gray mark on the receipt seems to show two eyes, a nose and a mouth in a thickly bearded face.
“Then the more you look at it, the more it looked like Jesus, and it was just shocking, breathtaking,” Simmons said.
The couple said the image seemed to answer a question they had just been asked at church.
“We had a message on knowing God, abiding in him,” Sutherland said. “(The preacher asked) ‘If you know God, would you recognize him if you saw him?’”
Simmons said he called the store to ask what could have made the mark.
“They said the only way you could really get it black was to put heat on it,” Simmons said.
The couple says they did nothing to make the face appear on the receipt.
“We just feel like it’s a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes. And we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else,” Sutherland said.
OH GOD, what happened to Charles Manson’s left eye socket?
oh good
Wow, there really is a word for everything.
Well I’ll be damned, that’s enough of a thing to have a name for itself.
Example: “Matt has a schediophilic attraction to Shiina.” And it’s adorable.
yo im p. sure thats just a Toon Crush—this is for more official shit like johnofe and norbert beaver
Damn right!
Huh, never knew there was such a thing. Apparently we, and millions of others, aren’t fucked-up weirdos. We’re just schediophiles. Thank you, science! XD
Just because something has a name doesn’t mean you’re not a fucked-up weirdo for having it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
